College Rules

These are the rules of college. Pay close attention. They might just save your life.
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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

asvprock:

Now-A-Days middle-schoolers look like they can be freshmen and college, and college students look like 8th graders. 

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin)

clestroying:

when that one kid reminds the teacher there was homework

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(Source: clestroying)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

catsinabluebox:

catsinabluebox:

some kids built this outside my dorm.


and here we see students worshiping their almighty god while singing the song from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

if anyone ever asks me what college is like I’ll show them this post

barebackinq:

When you have a test image

College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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How I feel about my post-graduation plans

wemustbefromthe90s:

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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But wearing black was the best decision
groovychainsaws:

American education

krejcithegoon:

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

so someone asked me this and i was literally like

my major

is

NEUROSCIENCE

you do fucking SCIENCE with it